Fringe Elements, Continued
Yesterday, I agonized over a pair of cute Koolaburra moccasins that had the unfortunate distinction of being photographed on Lauren Conrad, Vanessa Hudgens, and other girls I don’t want to be like.
Today, I’m pulling a Suzy Style Bubble, with apologies, to analyze the footwear.
I’ve paired the moccs with the Paris jean from MiH, and an American Apparel top from the guys department that I’ m weirdly obsessed with (meaning, I’ve worn it for three days straight and refuse to take it off).
And yeah, that’s my bedroom, and yeah, that’s my non-yoga tummy, and we’re going to move past all that and just discuss the shoes:
They are not terrible. They are very comfortable. And in them, I look like a minor character from The Clique books by Lisi Harrison – trendy, suburban, and about fourteen years old.
So I think this is the solution:
I’m lugging them to rural Massachusetts tomorrow, where 
I will hole up with family and childhood friends for Thanksgiving, and later, for Hanukkah.
The boots will stay there, where they can be appreciated in the comfort of my own house – ie: the place where Coach bags still reign (at least according to my mom), moisturizer counts as “makeup,” and nobody cares that I’m wearing way cute, way comfortable Ugg improvements while icing cookies and watching late night movies with my BFF from grade school.
Problem solved -I think… xo faran
November 25th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
“that’s my non-yoga tummy”.. please!
Many of girls that read this blog have so-called “non-yoga” (PERFECTLY NORMAL) tummies and could find that quite offending.
Please get over yourself… silly, silly girl.
November 25th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
….this entire post makes me feel really awkward.
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
The tone of this post is unsettling. You not only insult your readers who may not live in NY or have yoga tummies but also show how insecure you are. If you like those boots, wear them around town proudly without caring that LC has them or that your tummy isn’t concave like a model’s because you actually eat and are healthy.
April 1st, 2011 at 12:11 am
The boots really fit your style so well. I got a feeling that my girlfriend would feel envious if she sees those boots.
April 18th, 2011 at 7:16 am
lovely boots! i want to have one pair of that.