Take Your Pick (Up)
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Do you have a really good pickup line?
Have you heard a really bad pickup line?
We need them all for a super-secret NYLON project.
Leave all your “Hey baby”s in the comments section below, along with your email.
If we love yours, we’ll send you some lip gloss.
Oh yeah, we always have tons of lip gloss in the NYLON office.
Occupational hazard.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
December 5th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
December 5th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle
i’m diggin you like fossils
[:
December 5th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
The worst pick up line ever!
-The word of the day is legs.. so lets go back to my place spread the word
December 5th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
A boy goes:
“Have you seen a vet’s nearby?”
he then pulls back his sleeve, raises his forearm, and touches his thumb to his fingers, as if wearing a glove puppet. He then tenses his muscles and shouts;
“‘Cause these swans are SICK!”
(now try it in real time!)
December 5th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Hey baby…did you come out of my ass?
Cause you’re the shit!
December 5th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
If you were a pirate would you wear your parrot in this shoulder, or this one? (The person points to the shoulder closest to them and then puts their arm around you)
December 5th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m….
December 5th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Here’s a bad one- My Love for you is like diarrhea… I can’t hold it in.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
But the cheesiest lines are the most fun. That’s when I laugh hysterically. If the guy laughs with me, then I give him a chance to redeem himself. If the guy looks at me like he’s the most serious man in the world (or, if he just looks like he’s the most drunk), I simply turn away.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
i may not be fred flintstone, but i’m sure i can make your bed rock.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Baby, your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
December 5th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
1)The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word
December 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something.. My jaw!
December 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
This really happened to me
Cheesy dude traps me against wall “Wanna take a ride in my ‘vette?”
I replied “CHEVETTE?”
December 5th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
If beauty’s a sin, then you’re never going to heaven.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
(i made this one up during a drunkin’ stooper…it worked though)
hey baby.
is that miracle whip on yo butt?
cause mayonnnnaaaiiisssseee lookin good!
December 5th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Glad I brought my library card because I’m checkin you out.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
so i work at taco bell and in the drive thru we have to ask the customers if they want sauce.
so one night i asked this guy if he wanted any sauce and hes said “yess HOT like you.”
haaha kay creeper
December 5th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
The worst pickup line I got was last Spring when I was in SF staying with my sister and her boyfriend in his spacious and comfortable loft. A few of his friends was over, and we stayed up late partying. I wasn’t flirting with unusual interest or anything….
I was the first to party out, announce I was going to crash, and one of the guys randomly inquires/ offers in front of everyone:
” So can I stay with you in the guest room?
If not I live just down the street.”
I looked at my sister.. her face was cringed in response with mine..
in our thoughts? ‘Gosh that was random… WTF was he just thinking?! REALLY! It was so bad, I posted the myspace bulletin: “the worst pickup line ever”
December 5th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
“Is your name Mickey? Because you’re so fine!”
“Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants”
December 5th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
In a note card instead of putting a hole note about how much you love this person blah blah blah, you put inside the card :
Cheesy love note? or Cheesy love note ( without asking if you want it).
Pick up line:
If I eat this cake with my mouth, will you eat my mouth?
strange.. I know, but somebody did told me that. I have plenty more.. Maybe tomorrow i will write some more.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
excuse me, you dropped your smile (& then you get one)
December 5th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
The worst I’ve heard:
“Hey, is that a mirror on your jeans? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
December 5th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
hey is there a mirror in your back pocket?
because i can see myself in your pants .
December 5th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
“Can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the money?”
“I sure do hope this coffee is a hot as you are… Is there room for cream?”
December 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
You must play soccer girl cause you are kickin’
December 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
“Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast?”
“Uhm…”
“‘Cause you look magically delicious!”
8 )
December 5th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
You look like a real challenge
How would you like to deliver me from temptation?
Was your dad a baker? You’ve got a nice set of buns.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
is your name novacaine? cause you make me numb.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
the word of the day is legs, wanna go to your room and spread the word?
December 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
“do me”
if they have enough balls to say it, you know they’re good
December 5th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Keep your raisins, I just want a date with you
December 5th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
double your entendre.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
My eyes must be broken cause I can’t stop looking at you.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
“you’re like the gherkin in my big mac, i wanna take you out”
“do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?”
“i’ve lost my number, can i have yours instead?”
“i’ve lost my teddy can i sleep with you instead?”
“if you were homework i’d be doing you on my desk right now”
“is your name Gillette? … because you’re the best a man can get”
“i’m no flintstone but i can make your bedrock”
“did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
they are like the cheesiest chat up lines i’ve heard, ever.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
double your antondra
December 5th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I am bacon, you can be eggs. Together we can be the perfect breakfast combination !
Nah hahaha… Okay, its lame, but my last name is Bacon so it works.. :]
December 5th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
my zipper.
December 5th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I’d like to get your basilisk into my chamber of secrets.
December 5th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
973. 555.0429. call me.
[some dude starting reciting random digits to me, and im thinking he’s crazy. once he was done he said call me… it was his phone number.
December 5th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
^^The “basilisk into the chamber of secrets” one is great.
Also:
- My name is milk: I do a body good.
One of exes tried that on me once. Oy.
December 5th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
December 5th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Girl let me scan you for a sec…. just what I thought priceless…..
December 5th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Are you the square root of 2? Because my love for you is irrational!
December 5th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Girl let me scan you for a sec…. just what I thought priceless…
December 5th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Good thing i brought my library card ’cause im checking you out!
December 5th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
“Do you have a jersey cause I need your name and numbahh!”
“Did you queef, cause you blew me away.”
December 5th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
“excuse me i think you owe me a drink. (girl asks why) becuase when i saw you across the room i dropped my rum and coke..what are you drinkin”
December 5th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
are you married?
December 5th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
if you were a pokemon…i’d choose YOU!
that’s a cute top, it’d look cuter on my apartment floor
hey i’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus
*winkkkk*
December 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
or, for the geeks:
I wish I was an enzyme so I could unzip your genes.
December 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
That shirt looks great on you, but as a matter of fact, so would I.
December 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Girl, you must work at Subway cause you’re giving me a footlong.
December 5th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Girl let me scan you for a sec….just what I thought priceless
December 5th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Those pants look really good on you…but they would look better at the foot of my bed.
December 5th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
The word of the day is LEGS, so let’s go to my house and spread the word.
December 5th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
* I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
* I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?
* If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
* Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night long.
* Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
* You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
* The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
* Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
…terrible. Haha
December 5th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Uhmm, do you use windex on those pants? Because I can totally see myself in them.
December 5th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
“cute shirt, but you know what? you’d look better with it off”
worst one I’ve ever heard…..
its awful
December 5th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
true story, said from a boy to my bestfriend at a school dance
‘i suck at dancing, but i’m better at making out’
December 5th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
if you were some words on a page, i would say you were some FINE PRINT!
December 5th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
“hey baby, how ’bout you make like a hair dryer and blow?”
or…..
“hey sugar, how ’bout you make like a vaccum and suck?”
those have been used on me, why are only the really drunk guys into me!?
December 5th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
i forgot one….
see, your hott, and im hott, so we should be hott… together;)
December 5th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
December 5th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
“Wanna share a tic-tac?”
December 5th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
“You have really nice earlobes” <- someone said that to me before.
“You have the same shirt as my friend.. now you have to take it off”
December 5th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
“Hey, are you singular ? Cause if so, together we could be plural.”
“You can put a trojan on my hard drive anytime.”
“Baby, you put my floppy disk into hard drive and you make me want to bisect your angle.”
“If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me rough or smooth?”
December 5th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Look, I hope you won’t take this as any sort of ‘line’, but there literally is a party in my pants, and you actually are invited. I know how it sounds…
December 5th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
girl, is you dad a baker, ’cause you have nice buns.
December 5th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
girl let me scan you for a sec… just what i thought priceless…..
December 5th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
“was that earthquake or did you just rock my world”
” your like a student and i am like a math book, you solve all my problems”
December 6th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Girl, I’m gonna love you like a snow storm; I’ll give you ten inches and you won’t be able to walk for three days
I don’t care what the Torah says, I’m not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
Pokemon:
You remind me of a pokemon. I just wanna pikachu
Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
I just want to stick it in your wooper
Harry Potter:
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you
December 6th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
is that a mirror in your pocket? ’cause i can see myself in your pants(;
December 6th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Harry Potter:
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Christmas:
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? ‘Cause it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do<— my friend tried this out. it obviously didn’t work.
Got any Jewish in you? . . . Want some?
December 6th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Love is blind. We should touch.
You’re hotter than a pop tart fresh out of the toaster.
Heyy we both went to different high schools together!
December 6th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Some more terrible pick up lines :]
He:Giant polar bear She:What? He: It broke the ice.
He:You look like my third wife. She: How many time have you been
married? He: Twice.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
December 6th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this WORLD.
December 7th, 2008 at 12:52 am
baby i’m like a rubix cube…the more you play with me, the harder i get!
December 7th, 2008 at 2:41 am
What’s your position on extra-marital sex?
I lost my teddy bear. will you sleep w/ me?
My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
[and i love the response to the last one- "Actually, you're half on hour late, see that guy over there? Did him half an hour ago."]
December 7th, 2008 at 11:59 am
hey what’s your name _________, oh i tought it was CAMPBELL cause your UMM UMM good.
December 7th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
are you jewish?
because you’re ISRAILi hot!
December 7th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
That’s a nice-looking yarmulke you’re wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
You had me at Shalom
You must not be kosher for passover because you’re makeing my matza rise.
Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog?
Got any Jewish in you? . . . Want some?
December 7th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Guy: (randomly) “40 tonne polar bear!”
Girl: “what???”
Guy: “It breaks the ice…..”
December 7th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
i just got the dictionary tattooed on my dick…wanna come to my place so i cant put some words in your mouth
-dirty yes i know but funny
December 14th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
I Will Be Your Ambulance If You Will Be My Accident
December 18th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
“I kept thinking of a good pickup line but couldnt come up with anything…so hey, I’m ______ “
February 24th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
you might be the one that wears the pants but i control the zipper
July 14th, 2010 at 4:50 am
Hello!
I am new to this forum and look forward to making some new friends
Keep smiling, John from Personal Loans
July 21st, 2010 at 9:30 pm
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July 22nd, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Ecoute bebe…
Come back, baby come back……
July 23rd, 2010 at 1:02 am
Rencontres Quimper…
Dating has never been easier !…
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