Bizarro Faran
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Thanks to the kids at Bjorn Borg in Sweden for sending along this present:
A giant blow-up doll of… um… me.
The doll is exactly my height, with blonde curly hair (yep), blue eyes (yep), and too much pink lipstick (uh huh).
It is wearing a Bjorn Borg tank top and boy shorts, which I wear nightly as pajamas.
The only thing -
It’s verrrry quiet.
So it definitely can’t be mistaken for me, at least not for long.
xo faran
PS: They also made one of Jared. Good luck getting him to show it to you.








