Is That A Lip Gloss In Your Pocket, Or…
Meet Timothy.
He’s a Chuck Bass wannabe who hides his six-pack under his blazer, picks briefs over boxers, and loves coral pink lipstick.
Which doesn’t make much sense, until you realize that he’s also one of the featured studs on Urban Decay’s new Pocket Rocket lip gloss.
The gloss’s cap includes a hologram of a guy both clothed and unclothed – flick your wrist to undress him. Because the tube is flat, rather than rotund, you can slip it into your pant pocket when you’ve got your fill of beefcake for the day.
Attractive? Not really. Useful? Kinda. Hilarious? Definitely. Because in an industry that sometimes takes itself a bit too seriously, it’s nice to know that someone still has a sense of humor. How else could you explain plastering a hologram of a naked guy with a baby on your lip gloss tubes?