The Beautiful Life vs The Actual Life
Friday, September 25th, 2009
We’ve been watching The Beautiful Life closely for the past two weeks, and also monitoring your Twitter posts and emails – some of which claim the reason you like TBL is because it’s “so realistic about the fashion industry.”
Oh dear lord.
Okay, so, the NYLON crew has been working in the fashion industry for a while, and here’s a quick list of ways TBL is nothing like the actual lives of models in NYC.
1. Every model on TBL speaks English. Perfectly. With no accent (except, um, an English one). Hello, where are the Russians and the Brazilians?! (Answer: They’re all being real models in NYC, instead of acting like them on television).
2. Backstage at that Zac Posen show? It was way too nice. The couches, the televisions, the champagne – uh, no. Backstage is messier than a middle school twin bedroom, and once you get past first looks, if you’re someone’s boyfriend, agent, tabloid reporter, whatever, you’re politely told to step off until the final bows. And by “politely told,” we mean screamed at.
3. Sarah Paxton and co. may live in that beautiful brownstone on TV, but model apartments are really small, really messy, and usually in Brooklyn or at least the Lower East Side. Nobody’s gonna rent a four-floor townhouse for some up-and-coming cuties, unless they’re related by blood or alimony.
4. A Versace casting isn’t going to happen at Elle McPherson’s fake agency. It’s going to happen in Milan. Or at the very least, in Milk Studios.
On the other hand, models really are required to show up with each other at various parties around the city – just like TBL star Ashley Madweke did this week at the Standard Hotel’s Boom Boom room, where she appeared (in a cute TopShop skirt!) for the J’Adore 10th Anniversary bash for Dior Beauty with Harley Newton Viera, Joy Bryant, and Tinsley Mortimer.









Faran just changed the wallpaper on her iPhone.
It was a total ’80s dance party in our office this morning, when we turned on YouTube and found Shipley & Halmos’ newest video.

“Dear Faran,
Why are the Ting Tings covered in paint? The latest from the British duo, who are in the midst of a cross-country tour with Pink:
No, we’re not talking about Garden State.
Lomography just released a new Diana camera.
We missed 