The Importance of Being Kate
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Dear Kate Hudson,
It’s been a while, hasn’t it?
You’ve been off smooching a baseball player, partying with those other fashion magazines, and wearing lots of makeup.
But now, you’ve come back to us, like a long lost friend who bakes cookies before she shows up at our apartment.
First, you’re wearing Blank jeans instead of some tight, sparkly dress that may or may not be from a Beyonce video.
Next, you’re wearing no makeup, just perfect skin.
And then there’s your movie Nine, a musical that debuts after Glee and Zac Efron prove it really is plausible to be funny, cool, famous, and familiar with the Rogers and Hammerstein song book.
We’re so happy to see you, Kate.
Come visit the office anytime! (And bring those jeans)