We get it, you have amazing style.
But is it really fair to upstage the rest of the red carpet wherever you go?
Did you really feel okay annihilating everyone else at the Valentino party with this sweet little colorblock dress, the lace couture cardigan, a pair of gray heels, and the ultimate Mulberry leopard-print bag?!
Was it necessary to paint your toes a neon peach, just to make sure everyone knew how freaking stylish you were, down to the very last detail?
And what’s with the little wrinkles on your hem, which assure fans you’re not totally perfect and occasionally crash on the couch for an hour to watch Top Model?!
Seriously… MUST YOU BE SO PERFECT?!