Do You Honestly Think Your Cat Can Talk?
[Editor's Note Part One: This is an actual email I received today. It is presented without comment below.]
“Dear Faran,
What would your life be like if your cat could talk to you? What would they say or sound like? In a new survey released by Meow Mix, eight percent of cat parents say their lovable feline would sound like The Tonight Show host Jay Leno!
Leno heard about this statistic, and would like to see his Leno impersonators! If enough enthusiastic cat lovers visit his Facebook page and post videos of their feline imitators, he may feature the videos on air!. You and your followers could find your loveable cat splashed across the silver screen for all to see on an upcoming episode of The Tonight Show!
Would you be interested in sharing this with your readers? We also have additional fun facts about cat-owner relationships that we would be happy to share!
Please feel free to reach out with any questions you may have.
Happy filming!
(Publicist’s Name Here.)”
[Editor's Note Part Two: 8% Come on, Jay Leno! Hold out for a higher fraction of fictional cats!
Editor's Note Part Three: After I started writing this post, Nick and Ali began an actual conversation about what their pets would sound like if they were human. Ali referenced Elmer Fudd. At this point, I put on my headphones... --FK]
May 4th, 2012 at 5:51 pm
What publicist does not know that the TELEVISION is not the Silver Screen. That is the more astounding part of this. LOL. I’m not surprised feline lovers are duped into hearing voices from their diabolical pets. LOL