Merry Christmas, and Keep The Change You Filthy Animal

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Merry Christmas! We hope you’ve been opening presents all morning and have a long day eggnog drinking ahead.

For us, there’s no way we’d rather spend the day than watching Home Alone with our brothers (between the three of us we have five of those) some of which even remind us of the young Kevin McAllister.

If you are leaving town on a family trip, just remember to close the garage door and make sure all of your siblings are accounted for. You wouldn’t want your mom to have to ride all the way from Milwaukee with a polka group called “the Kenosha Kickers.” Very big in Sheboygan. KEVIN!—RAY SIEGEL

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